So right now I have my contacts, and Oh Great Gods! I can finally see without glasses on my face for the first time in 20 years.

And here is a list of things I can now do better:

1) Wear sunglasses.
2) Did you know that in addition to have blue eyes, I have white flecks in them that make them look all sparkly? I never noticed them obviously.
3) Now when I get into a fight I won't be blind.
4) I can get into a mosh pit and only worry about broken bones instead of broken bones and being stranded in Houston and blind.
5) I can go scuba diving and not feel ripped off.

That's it folks. This is actually a major accomplishment for me, and will be a huge surprise to people in real life becuase this was all a big secret. I think my brother was the only person I mentioned this to.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

I have contacts but I only really wear them on two occasions. Amusement parks and trout fishing. I like to actually be able to see whats going on during the rides, and when you go trout fishing it helps to wear polarized sun glasses. My tinted glasses aren't polarized.