I think they are best measured using a non-standard unit of measurement.

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Well...that settles it...Steph really is the right gal for the job!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

If the tard label fits!

Non-standard will definitely be the first way to go. Is it the Bitch Mod Indicator (BMI)?

This BMI entails measuring using the mouth first. Once size is first estimated, measurements will move south. If south works, the Aqua Prized Standard may be used.

<---hopes ^^^^^ grades on a curve!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I am totaly lost, I've read most of this thread but what the fuck are you talking about! Pudding? Curve? Fill me in folks if you will.

I'm a jerk ass....phlem girl gets 80 pixies credits...sniff...wipe...cough!

Otis Unveiled!!
Ya Happy now Steph...tee hee

He's the cutest cat but I'm not getting into the shaving aspect.

Flem gives you credits for the site she works for!