I got this as an e-mail today.

It's probably bullshit (I haven't checked snopes yet).

But we wish it was true.



Top this for a speeding ticket...

Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick
were involved in an unusual incident while checking for
speeding motorists on the A-1 Great North Road. One of
the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the
speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill,
and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over
300 mph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the
officers were not able to reset it.

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed
that the radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado
fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise
over the Border district, approaching from the North
Sea.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired
off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office. Back
came the reply in true laconic RAF style:

'Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete
the file on this incident. You may be interested to know
that the tactical computer in the Tornado had detected
the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your
hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming
signal back to it. Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile
aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically
locked onto your equipment.

Fortunately the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the
situation for what it was, quickly responded to the
missile systems alert status, and was able to override
the automated defence system before the missile was
launched and your hostile radar installation was
destroyed. Good Day...'

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

^^^^ Oops.

Watching the Dawn while sipping fresh coffee.

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Eudaimonia

I believe I'll be able to go to the surgeon's office today and have the drain removed from my incision. :

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Office politics, and that I am getting better at spotting them

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Buying lots of glittery items at Micheals.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Having a great and friendly work discussion

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

The look on my cat's face while I was standing outside holding him and watching the snow fall.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

That she was my Mom.

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That when it comes down to it, as moms that^^^ is what we hope will be the outcome of all our years of love and dedication to our kids.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Remembering to take the extra rack out of the oven before I turn the oven on so that I don't have to run with it through the house screaming "hot rack. lady with a hot rack!" like I usually do

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Things that make moms Moms, like that ^^^.

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I've seen your pics Lilith you don't need an oven rack to run around yelling hot rack.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Finding a stuffing recipe that can be cooked in the crock pot...and it smells tasty so far!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Mommy's Chocolate Milk-

Kahlua
Bailey's
Butterscotch schnapps
Godiva Chocolate Liquor
a splash of half & half

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas