Nope, nope, nope. My doctors have always told me it would be very beneficial for me to swim but I've never been a huge fan of the water. I'm in negotiations to set up some sort of swimming lessons with our fair PixieSprite though.


TPBM wears glasses or contact lenses at least part of the time.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

True ... although I hate them.

TPBM has had cataract surgery.

False


TPBM would like to give a big hug to each Pixie of the same gender and a big ol' kiss to those of the opposite one.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

True! It's the people that make Pixies so special.

TPBM had intercourse today.

Nope, can't say that I have. Been quite some time since I've been able to make that claim.


TPBM lives in a city of at least 100,000 people.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

No, but we're in a suburb of a city that has more than 100,000 people.

TPBM goes to a chiropractor.

Nope but there is one kitty corner from my house if I ever need one.


TPBM keeps a stash of light bulbs just in case they need a replacement in the home.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Yes I have a couple of them.

The Person Below Me...........hasn't played SMUT games in a while.

Wrong - sorry... If I was getting the real thing maybe I'd behave!

TPBM will be going on a blind date shortly.

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Erotically yours... Gus

Not that I know of. I'm thinking the woman would actually need to be blind to go out with me.


TPBM is wearing their pajamas or whatever they normally wear to bed.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Nope, but I probably should be.


TPBM would love it if I were in my pj's... (or sexy black nightie)

Well......... um......ah.......... okay. I'd probably enjoy that.


TPBM would like to be snuggling with their honey right now.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Yup. But that's not going to happen for a loooooooong time yet. I'd settle for a Pixie though...


TPBM would happily settle for a Pixie, or two.


...or maybe ever three, or four...

Yeah there's a Pixie I'd enjoy quite a bit.


TPBM is a hopeless romantic.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

yup - though sometimes it's nice to put romance aside for a while, and just get on with it...


TPBM is a lovely lovely person. (Just post and agree with me IM)