09-23-2012, 05:36 PM
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Duct tape to hold it together and WD40 if you don't want it to work.
Basketball backboard
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09-26-2012, 07:48 PM
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Hammer...if it's already broken, take it the rest of the way down.
Jammed zipper
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09-26-2012, 09:15 PM
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Definately WD40
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09-27-2012, 03:36 AM
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Duct tape ... so the darn cord doesn't keep coming unplugged. 
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09-27-2012, 09:04 PM
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A combination of hammer and WD40.
Bicycle
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09-28-2012, 04:04 AM
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WD40 to keep the chain lubricated.
Broken flower pot.
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09-28-2012, 08:31 AM
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Duct tape. sometimes, the answer is obvious.
Cracked asphalt in the driveway.
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09-28-2012, 08:58 PM
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I would go with duct tape
Computer
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10-13-2012, 01:45 PM
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Hammer is most satisfying.
Vacuum cleaner
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10-13-2012, 01:58 PM
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Duct tape and if still messed up hammer.
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11-06-2012, 06:09 AM
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WD-40. Watch the players go crazy! 
Books
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11-06-2012, 07:52 PM
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Duct tape.
Bumper of car
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11-16-2012, 07:53 PM
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Duct tape
Stuck zipper on a torn pair of jeans.
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11-17-2012, 02:37 AM
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Lot's of WD-40. Not only may it unstick the zipper, it'll give a nice impersonation of a "wet spot."
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11-17-2012, 09:44 PM
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DB forgot to post a problem, so I'll offer one:
late-running buses.
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