Double

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

What he said. Thud

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almost nothing better

WI....I think you need a new cook....I seem to be killing all the customers!

Nay... we are simply passing out from the delectable goodness!

Psst... best way to revive me... :shake:

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

/me breaks into song...


One
Something's got to give
Two
Something's got to give
Three
Something's got to give , now..

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor...

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I just want a Reuben extra sauerkraut please

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I'll take care of this one myself!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Wait! She can have a reuben and I can't have matzoh balls?




Blatant favoritism.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

It's a corn beef reuben.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I'll be right there soda.....lol

Well after reading GingerV's recipe's... I dug out my favorite one to share.

New England Clam Soup

Start with a clean clam..... it's best when carried to the shower and slowly washed and rinsed. Pat dry and carry back to prep table. Flip it over and using copious amounts of olive (or other) oil, coat the entire back, shoulders and rump and really work it in to tenderize. Low gurgling sounds mean that clam is tenderizing nicely! Do not omit the rump as that adds additional flavor.....

Soft deep moans can be elicited by slowly sliding both oiled hands down the middle of the rump and around outer edges of the clam. Careful when you do this as the clam tends to move.......... from elsewhere you may even hear louder moans and even "oh gawd yesssssss"..... as soon as this happens, Be Ready! You should already have noticed that the clam is steamin' and it's almost ready to eat!

Quickly roll clam over and using your weiner to slow it's moans, take it's temperature. If weiner gets sucked in, then your New England Clam Soup is ready to eat. (See illustration.... )This is one time that you won't hear "Honey don't slurp!" Some clams have beards that you can brush aside using your tongue. Licking along the clams edges you'll begin to taste the delicious soup you've created! Take your time and breathe in it's delicate aroma now as this too will change as you devour more soup. I know it's not considered polite to lap up your meal but this is one exception to the rule. Lick and lap to your hearts content! Copious amonts of clam soup will pour forth and if you prepped the clam well, you make even feel the the muscle dance along the tip of your tongue! Enjoy! Play with it and drink in all your soup........ if done right, this recipe will make many servings! Let me know if you want me to whip up a batch!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

^^^^where the phrase "Happy as a clam" came from

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

anyone wanna see if i can swallow this pickle?





























whole?

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose