I believe a hammer is in order for this one.




Helping to heal hammer wounds.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Lay out many strips of tape side by side so they overlap with the sticky side up. Then do the same thing over top of them with the sticky side down. Now you have a 'bandage' that you can tape over the hammer wounds after 'cleaning' them with WD40.

Stubborn geese that won't fly south for the winter

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Lay a carpet of duct tape, lube it with WD-40...when they can't land because it is too slippery they will go south..those that still insist hit with hammer and enjoy for dinner.

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Susan

Think this one got inadvertantly skipped, so here goes...

First take a hammer and bash in the front end of your car. Then make a simulated arm cast and neck brace out of duct tape. Then when you get home, limp inside the house moaning loudly. Inform your wife, who is VERY mad at you staying out too late and not calling that you were in a horrible accident and barely made it out alive. :grin:

Next problem: you're on an airplane and the pilot says over the PA that you're going to crash!

use duct tape to make a long rope that reaches all the way to the ground. then hang it out the door of the plane and let everyone climb down it before the plane crashes. funny how the mind works in a time of crisis!

your lasagna is overdone

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one for all, and all for me!

Use a hammer to mash it up. Instant goulash. (Easier to hide the burnt cheese and noodles.)

You're skydiving and your parachute isn't opening.

wd40 to coat your windchapped lips so you can kiss your ass goodbye painlessly


hangover?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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a hammer to each toe indivisually should make you forget your headache. you can spray w/d 40 on a plate then lick it clean. once you throw up your tummy will feel better

more than one person to kiss at midnight?

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one for all, and all for me!

Duct tape them all so they won't move an inch...then take all the time you like kissing them properly.


Sick child who has the chicken pox ~~ and is scratching too much?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Duct tape their hands to together so they can't scratch themselves. Put a piece over their mouth so you don't have to hear them complain about their hands being tied.



Your man took to much viagra and now can't get the thing to go back down.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Lube that hard boy up with the wd40 and get back on here girl. Don't make me duct tape your ass to me.

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"Stand strong in the face of life's storms and the sun will always shine on you"

Aries Men:
Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs-you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready-he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before.
*His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.

My pic threads
The power of a hot woman
Who wants to join me?
Yes Lililth I did take pics.
Couple Pics
Tess's Big Adventure
Tess, her girlfriend and the new toy
Tess's kinky side

over cooked pasta????

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

WD-40 so it will slide down easier.


zipper will not stay up

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duct tape that sucker up.


Hungry and you don't have any money.

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"Stand strong in the face of life's storms and the sun will always shine on you"

Aries Men:
Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs-you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready-he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before.
*His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.

My pic threads
The power of a hot woman
Who wants to join me?
Yes Lililth I did take pics.
Couple Pics
Tess's Big Adventure
Tess, her girlfriend and the new toy
Tess's kinky side

Duct tape...use to to make your fingers even stickier...then steal someone's wallet


Avoiding a stalker?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney