I do not know what mullets are, but if I drink enough mulled wine everything would be sexy for me


The person below me likes getting seamless sun tan.

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

that's me i know i know it's not good for the skin, but there's no way i'm going to get zebra skin with tan lines!! bare-assed all the way!


the person below me went for an invigorating run this morning

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and beneath my hands you shiver
and between my teeth you breathe
and through my eyes you live
and from my voice you speak

very invigorating

the person below me had sex in the shower this morning

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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.

Does sex with the shower massager count? LMAO

The person below me is gonna post new pics soon

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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?

Sucks, Fucks & Kisses

I will as soon as I can get my hands on a camera!!

The person below me reads alot.

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If you won't listen to reason, there's always... Towanda!... Kathy Bates~Fried Green Tomatoes

reading posts at Pixies count?

~the person below me is happy, right this minute~

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Yeh, I'm Happy... & that's Sneezy, this is Dopey, y'all know Doc & Bashful, right?

The person below me wants to smack me for posting a stupid 7 Dwarves joke...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

come to chat so I can whip you proper

~the person below me gets carsick~

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

i do on long trips i sometimes have to take Dramamine -- gets me high LOL just don't read in the car!!


the person below me is planning a romantic candle-lit dinner for their S/O

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and beneath my hands you shiver
and between my teeth you breathe
and through my eyes you live
and from my voice you speak

With all the trimmings. Celebrating our 13th wedding anniviversary this weekend

The person below me bought themselves something special this week.

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

Bought myself a new DVD movie, does that count.

The person below me is not having a good hump day.

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

BAD day!!! Not only is Twisted out of town on my day off, but Aunt Flo has no idea it's hump day I guess!

The person below me likes to be woken up with sex.

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If you won't listen to reason, there's always... Towanda!... Kathy Bates~Fried Green Tomatoes

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

That's extremely weird, Prophet, I'm in the middle of making a four cheese omelet.


The person below me has a fantasy about midgets

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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.

The person below me would be good to have a shag with