LMAO... I use some of these too...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

and here i thought i made them up myself. i'll have to think of some more original threats i guess. hmmm, how bout "if you don't do what i say right this minute i will sell you to the gypsies and they will chop you up and use you for kindling!" too harsh?

wassa matter WildIrish, don't you like your vegetables?

Many of those were used by my mother!The one that,I remember
most,was to always have phone call money,with me!I grew up in
Conn. & the drinking age in NY,was 18 then.I remember,calling my folks,at (approx)1:00AM one morning & saying "I'm at a bar,in
NY with my cousin.I'm too drunk to drive home.I'll be there,when I'm sober enough,to drive!"I was 17.I graduated at 17,so no school worries.At least,they knew that,I was alive. Irish
P.S.Favorite saying-"You don't trust me!"

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

No, I don't like veggies...but that's not what she was referring to!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I don't have any kids, so I practice them on my husband.

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~Tainted Love~

It's amazing,how much your outlook on things change,if you're 17
& your parents use them on you or you're a parent & you use
them on your kids! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

the scary part is I had a come-back for most of them
(of course I did get slapped alot)

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Happiness is not a destination, but a journey, the bumps and chuckholes are just part of the trip!

You've got feet and a hearbeat........so walk!

AND

if that's not good for ya.......use the ankle express!

LOL I use a few of those too! And here I was thinking I was a cool mom! LOL

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-Summer
~ Pics of ~
~ little ol' ~
~ me! ~

*roflmao* *pml* OMG I love that the "I'm not your maid" is constantly repeated- I wish I could tell some of my customers that... Heck there are a few on that list I'd like to use on my customers! hahahaha

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~*Larky*~

I remember both my parents and Grandparents using a lot of those. There are a couple I remember from my childhood missing though:

Do you want a smack?

Carry on doing that and you'll be laughing on the other side of your face!

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

I love when the parents ramble on about how it was in their day....
For those of you in the UK- do you like Peter Kay? His live at the top of the tower DVD is excellent.
The one bit where he's talking about it being inevitable that we turn into our parents, that we shall say to our children....
"When me and your mam were younger, we had to cope with a car each!"
"We had to settle for digital TV, playstation 2's... there were no such thing as hover boards back then!"
"Your poor mam had to load up the dishwasher, all by herself- by hand! Look at your face, you don't even remember a dishwahser, do you??"

Tee-hee-hee.....

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"I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be... I'm free to be what I want" - Muhammad Ali