Bitch!! jk jk

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

wanted:

A man who knows when to be a bad boy and yet remains a good man. One who knows when to bend me over the counter and give me a good pounding and doesn't hesitate doing so. He must also understand that from time to time his sleep will be interupted with a blow job or two. He must be able to communicate (naughty words are more than acceptable, they are expected), and not be ashamed of his thirst for me.

any takers?

Wanted:




The man with all of the above qualities to live a little closer to me than he does right now.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Girl next door seeks cowboy with an attitude. Cocky smile, kind heart and big truck preferred. Willing to spoil and be spoiled. Clothing optional. Must be willing to try new things/positions/toys. Experience not required. Thorough training provided.

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I someone who wants to have sex with me someone to fuck me and vice versa someone who is openminded and not afraid to try new things if it may be considered kinky. and most important she has to love to recieve oral i need my fix of pussy cum

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just give me one more moon dance my love, love the one your with if you cant love the one you love JUST DO IT at least once in life.

That's exactly someone like I'd be looking for! lol

..Sorry. I just found this thread.

Forgive?

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........Who wants some? >: |

Wanted: Someone I can respect both in and out of bed, who is my intellectual equal but who is also not afraid to tell me when I am full of shit. Prodigious sex drive, career-minded, independent, and open-minded also desirable.

Of course, I will currently settle for a Cabana Boy that is easy on the eyes and has good oral skills.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Bad Girl!

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

So...punish me

Denny...were you trying to fulfill wanted ad number 1 or number 2???

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I was a bit brief.

Sex minded male seeks unrepentantly naughty female.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

to txngrneyes:erchangeable good/bad boy looking for stringless( or very loosely applied strings) sexy, soft, sensuous....ok enough alliteration, I live in TExas, how's that sound?

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Stay hard, keep jammin, and we'll see ya

Wanted, Female pulse not needed, thou some core body temp is. Any age, Any sizes looks not important. Or just someone to fuck me and take the money out of my bank account afterwords.....

Ian

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its all fun and games till someone lose's a bollock!

Wanted...

Like-minded lickable male

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

women wanted must like pussy licked

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Have You Ever Had A Juggalo Between Your Thighs

Wanted: Plastic surgeon who will use skills for sex.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney