Thread hijackers should be duct taped to their chairs and a liberal dose of wd-40 should be applied to their penis with a rapid & repetitive up and down motion until climax, then they should be brought a fresh cup of coffee.

Hey, it was worth a try!


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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.