I'm a 33 year old man--tall, dark, handsome (so I'm told)--something of a hipster-in-exile among rustics and flinty New Englanders. For reasons I won't go into, I can only experience sex vicariously for the foreseeable future (don't worry, its not that I'm undergoing a period of incarceration). I would absolutely love it if any of the wanton and lascivious women of this site were to regale me with their true--if slightly embellished --sexual escapades. I would particularly enjoy ribald tales regarding those of you whose libidoes are, shall we say, hard to harness. One could either reply to this post or send me a private message. I believe three things:

1. Beautiful women come in all shapes, sizes, and colors.
2. The gift of sexual pleasure should be denied no-one.
3. Stonehenge was an attempt by Stone Age men to get free satellite TV.

Okay forget that last one.

Anxiously Awaiting

NIK SATYR