Dear pixieites,

I made a solemn promise to the one I love, to stay clear of message boards and chat rooms and concentrate on more worldly things.

I have always been a man of my word and I leave here with many memories of happy times and wonderful people.

Take care and be kind to each other.

I wish you all happiness, health, prosperity and many satisfying orgasms.

Fond farewells

Ian the Grumble