> >
> > Subject: Two Lists WOULD IT NOT BE INTERESTING TO TURN ON THE OLE' TV
> > TONIGHT AND SEE G. W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH...
> >
> > My fellow
> > Americans:
> >
> > As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed. Since
> > congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
> > in Iraq is complete.
> >
> > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> > forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.
> >
> > It is now time to begin the reckoning.
> >
> > Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
> > which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
> > short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are
> > some of the countries listed there.
> >
> > The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> > world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
> > distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
> >
> > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> > nations on List 2 ceases Immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> > during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
> > Iraqi war.
> >
> > The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> > hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
> >
> > Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic?
> > Call France.
> >
> > In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
> > money toward solving the vexing problems we still have at home.
> >
> > On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
> > will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face
> > of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France,
> > or
> > maybe China.
> >
> > To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
> > deal
> > now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
> > Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big
> > tables,
> > too.
> >
> > I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
> > France,
> > Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are
> > retiring
> > from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
> >
> > I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
> > UN
> > diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
> > tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> > crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your
> > tickets tomorrow or watch your
> > precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the
> > finest
> > chop shops in the world. I love New York.
> >
> > A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
> > going
> > to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> > pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox
> > and
> > his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I
> > have
> > a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where
> > I'm gonna put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with
> > your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
> > treaty---starting now.
> >
> > It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
> > citizens.
> > Some will accuse us of SEPARATISM.
> >
> > I answer them be saying darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to
> > help
> > folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the
> > undying
> > enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
> >
> > It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> > homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer from
> > America.
> >
> > To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.
> >
> > To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
> >
> > God bless America.

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Sorry,if any nationalities are offended!
NOTE:Ireland is NOT on the lists! Irish
P.S.Don't hold you breath,waiting for this to happen!

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God I wish. We really need to get a president in to office that would do just that and to hell with the rest of the world. I'm sick and tired of always being bitch at about being the worlds police force. But when the big baddies show up they're all of please save us.

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I think you'd have to surgically remove the smile from my face if I saw him say that!

Must admit i found that rather amusing - how about a speech where we decided to join together and be nasty to the french?

Yes it really would be great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*looks at note* Canada never pisses anyone off (usually) as we're to darned nice.

As for the French, didn't I hear at one time of changing or calling French Toast as Freedom Toast and French Fries as Freedom Fries???

Either that or it might have been a running joke with one of my friends.

One word: AMEN!

I think I'll pass this one up for the big American Regime Change Special in November. Someone should remind Dubya about his first list.Spain came to her senses after their regime change last March.

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