I got a new investment broker the other day...his name is Jesse James...for some reason I just laugh that I am giving this guy my money....is no biggie, but makes me laugh everytime he calls, even told him that the other night.

Ever tend to make a pre-judgement with somebody just because of their name??

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Only after I watched the movie “Roots” for the first time.

The next night I met this black girl that I thought was Kunta Kenta sister. Her name was Renta Kunta.

She was with her midget girlfriend from Puerto Rico. Her name was Cuntswaylow.

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Hey, was that supposed to be funny???


Oh yeah...it was..LMAO

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I suck with names and to be honest am not sure I even hear them. I remember every face though and most everything else they tell me. I often associated the parents at my school bu thier kids, Henry's Mom...etc.


My docs name is Babette and it throws me cause I hear Babette and I stereotypically think blonde bimbo with big boobs...who talks in a sexy high voice possibly in the 3rd person not the small mousy brown- haired fantastically smart woman that she is. That's what I get for thinkin'.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Ummmm....like so could you like turn and cough....

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Going back a good few years now (I'm pleased to say) I had an orthodontist called Mr Hackett.

Didn't exactly inspire me with confidence but my teeth are straight, so I shouldn't complain!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

OMG my hubby and kiddo's urologist was named no lie....Dr. Hatchett! He is a pioneer in the field but OMG who wants to have their dick near someone with that name.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

My kindergarten teacher's name was Mrs. Payne! Geezzzz! I was only five......spare me!

Then.....in 6th grade..I had Mr. Cramp! Coincidence that it was about the time I started developing cramps with my period? Hmmm? I think not! Damn him!

I was told to never trust a man with two first names too! Such as.....Jesse James......LOL!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

worked with a guy named Harry Annis.....................and he was a Horses A**.

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My sis's first husband's name is Richard Head..... to make matters worse.. he was a Jr.... LOL

there's a doc out here that does most of the vasectomies around town, his name "Dr. Stopp"... no joke.

I also have to deal with a part vendor called Bruce Lee.

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-Toast-
"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

OMGGGGG!!!!!! Not making this up....I know a guy from chat (another venue) named........ready?..............


RICHARD JOHNSON


I swear....I promise.....I know for a fact that's his name............and NO, I never laughed (that he knew of) when I spoke to him!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I knew a person whose last name was Dipshitz. That's the truth.