Let's compare.

The flounder I made for dinner was pasty and my black beans were very salty.

Mrs. WI took a shower and upon completion informed me that the tub wasn't draining.

I went in to see if the drain plug was stuck, or maybe if there was something there in the drain, and saw that the tub was filled to the brim.

I examined the trap and was perturbed to discover that there wasn't a clean-out plug there, but there was one in the main line. - removed that plug and found that the bottom 1/3 of the 20' line had a nice even layer of shite.

I powerwashed it clean and, thankfully, it all ran outside to the septic tank. But that didn't explain why the tub wasn't draining.

Back I went to the tub trap and found that there was a 4" piece of brass pipe making the transition from the tub to the pvc trap. I removed it and found it to be clogged with hair and soap. Those of you that know me well, know how much I despise hair in the sink, so you can imagine how thrilled I was. at least it was partially disenfected because Mrs. WI pees in the shower. . At any rate, I spent the next 30 minutes scooping hair and soap bits out of the trap through the tiny gap (using a teaspoon), and flushing the line clean with a garden hose.

Mind you, it's 40 degrees out and I'm spraying water all over my basement with a hose and a powerwasher.

Feeling any better about your day yet?

Well consider this...when I typed all of this out, I deleted it by pressing the wrong button!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Wow! Bummer of a day! You win.

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Eudaimonia

Wow and here I'm pissed cause my net connection won't stay on. Your's really sucked more. Sorry WI.

You so don't ever want me in your bathroom... I leave hair everywhere.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

That's the worst part! Besides the stench of rotting body hair, that is.



I know it's not my hair!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I'm another one where my hair ends up everywhere. I have clean the wheels of my computer chair about once a month because of stray hairs being on my bedroom floor clogging them up. And I've pulled mouse sized hair balls out of the shower drain a few times.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

why don't you just tell the sheep to take tongue baths from now on?

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

And risk them being too tired to service me? NEVER!!!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Well, that's your own fault, you shouldn't keep letting the sheep use your sink.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Sheesh and I actually bitched because the crazy Bulldog fans of my town had to drink a ton of lattes before they could start their tailgating.

WI, you need a hug.....and a warm bath.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking