*Shocking News!*

Penis stew turns woman into vegetarian...

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?clic...615169&set_id=1

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*sings* "... but she sure likes the bone..........Mary Moooooooooooooooo-oooo-oooooooooo-oooooooooo-ooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooon"

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UAAAAAHAAAHAHA!!

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Is the next line of that song "she's a vegetarian"? LOL

That would be pretty traumatic, I'm guessing!!!

And no man...ahm...stood up to claim it? I think HE was the one to be suing...

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

**Wonders why it took her 3 years to file a claim?**

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The closest thing to happen to me,was on a flight back to LA.I was sitting there enjoying a glass of Cabernet when the plane hit some turbulence.Afterwards,the lady seated next to me leaned over and said, MMMM I just love COQ AU VIN.

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