I’ve always been interested in unexplained phenomena, so one time my buddy Booger and I went to seminar about it.

The instructor introduced himself and asked “how many believe in ghosts?” Almost every hand in the room went up. He then asked “how many has seen a ghost?” About half the hands went down. Then he asked “how many feel that ghost could be friendly?” A couple more hands went down. When he asked if anybody had become friends with a ghost, only my pal Booger and a few other still had their hands up. The instructor then asked if “anybody ever made love with a ghost?” Only Booger sat waving his arm emphatically in the air at the back of the room.

The instructor, walking back towards Booger says, “You mean to tell us you’ve actually had sex with a ghost?”

Old Boog says, “GHOST? ……… I thought you said GOAT!”

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