Think this one got inadvertantly skipped, so here goes...

First take a hammer and bash in the front end of your car. Then make a simulated arm cast and neck brace out of duct tape. Then when you get home, limp inside the house moaning loudly. Inform your wife, who is VERY mad at you staying out too late and not calling that you were in a horrible accident and barely made it out alive. :grin:

Next problem: you're on an airplane and the pilot says over the PA that you're going to crash!