1. I detest cats.

2. My favorite bird is a quail, and NO, I'd never eat one!

3. It takes me a very long time to truly trust people.

4. My 4 closest friends all have blonde hair (I don't)

5. My mother lives 22 miles from here and I've not spoken to her in 6+ years, nor do I intend to.

6. I have very thin skin and am easily "bruised"

7. I've just completed Hospice training, and graduate this coming Thursday.

8. I have 6 children.

9. I'll do just about anything on a dare.

10. I pride myself on my burping abilities.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~