Ok, I ignored this one, 'cause I wasn't sure I wanted to do this...
I am trying to limit this to NON -SEXUAL things. (mostly)

1. I was born in the back of a taxi on Halloween day, on the shoulder of Interstate 10 durng rush hour.

2. My parents died together in a car wreck on US 90 west of NO, when I was about to be a junior in Nursing School. I sat out for a semester.

3. I love wine, and wanted to train to be a sommelier when I was a teen, but I was told that as a girl I would never find work. In anger and frustration, I quit learning about wines, and have forgotten most of what I did know.

4. I was almost kicked out of nursing school twice for my behavior.
Once for having sex with a patient in his room on my own time, and another time for slapping a drunk driver in the emergency room.

5. Not only am I an only child, but my only living relatives are distant cousins in France.

6. My Papa caused a scandal at his last university post before coming to the USA for romancing and marrying one of his students. (I know, but my parents are responsible for my being the woman I am)

7. One more year to obtain my MSN in Public Health Nursing.

8. I get into a lot of fights. Real fights, punching and so on. It is a size issue, to avoid being pushed around, and besides, I HATE BULLIES. In HS I was always attacking the girls who bullied the others.

9. I was stalked by someone I met on the web, and who I invited to NO. I was interviewed under a psuedonym by the Times Picayune on the dangers of internet dating.

10. I dream about sex, and sometimes have orgasms in my sleep.

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho