Daniel from Stargate is sexy in a nerdy sort of way.. I had always thought so.. must be the brains..

Set-up....

Beautiful scene in a wooded clearning....
Suddenly a lound humming is heard.. birds fly away.. small animals scatter.... hehehe

Legolas, followed by Aragorn suddenly appear before a large circular statue long regarded as a symbol of their race, that is humming louder and louder.....
Out of the middle of the statue suddenly appears a woman and a man very scantilly clad....
"Hi, I am Daniel from SG-1 and this is my "slave" Sharniqua from Pixies."

Legolas looks at Sharniqua and suddenly is overcome with lust...he grabs her and starts stripping her of her clothing.... Aragorn smiles and glides over to Daniel and leads him over to where Legolas and Sharniqua are on the clearing path................

You take it from there... :lust:

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