I left work and was driving along when I realized I had to pee really bad. So I pulled over to the side of the road and walked into the bushes a little. While I was urinating, I saw that I was overlooking a yard with a pretty lady sunbathing in the nude and I became aroused. I began pleasuring myself when her dog started barking and alerted her. Quickly, I turned around and ran back to my car, trying to pull my pants up on the way, when the commuter van filled with nuns pulled over to see if I was broken down. I would've called you from the police station, but I spent my one phone call on legal counsel. See what happens when you don't give me enough sex? None of this would've happened if you just used your hand on me once in awhile! Now look at all the trouble you caused! I hope you're happy!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.