I always liked the ones that called to sell me siding. I told them that I was a contractor and I sold the best what kind do you sell? Usually all I heard was a "click".

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"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
E. E. Cummings

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