1) I am home!

2) Tonight I am gonna soak in a nice long bath with bubbles, candles, and mudslides.

3) I flashed my tits to a trucker who kept dozing off. I was worried about him, driving a big gas truch so I flashed him and held up a piece of paper that said, "Pull over and take a nap!"

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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