Men Are Like A Fine Wine.
They Start Out As Grapes. It's Our Job To Stomp Them,
And Then Keep Them In The Dark Until They Mature, And Hopefully
They'll Turn Out To Be Something We Would Like To Have Dinner With.

Men-Tal Anxiety...Men-Opause...Men-Tal Breakdown.
Ever Notice That All Women's Problems Start With Men?

Q: What's The Best Way To Kill A Man?
A: Put A Naked Blonde And A Six-Pack In Front Of Him. Then Tell Him To Pick Only One.

Q. What Do Men And Pantyhose Have In Common?
A: They Either Cling, Run Or Don't Fit Right In The Crotch!

Q: Why Do Men Whistle When They're Sitting On The Toilet?
A: Because It Helps Them Remember Which End They Need To Wipe.

Q: What Is The Difference Between Men And Women...
A: A Woman Wants One Man To Satisfy Her Every Need A Man Wants Every Woman To Satisfy His One Need.

Q: How Does A Man Keep His Youth?
A: By Giving Her Money And Diamonds.

Q: How Do You Keep Your Husband From Reading Your E-Mail?
A: Rename The Mail Folder "Instruction Manual"

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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!