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Old 11-04-2008, 06:10 PM
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On three different occasions with 3 different gf's; 1st one,
We were in gf's home in the laundry getting a spin cycle assist as she sat atop the washer. My penis slipped out and dropped between the w/d units at that moment her mother came into the room. Gf & I both thought we'd locked the door. Apparently, it wasn't locked secure. My cock, while lodged twixt w/d units got pinched as gf slid sideways across to dryer in the same instant her dear mother looked in. I yelped! Her mom, seeing our working parts all wet, stood momentarily noted that our playtime activity was interrupted "...caught in the middle..." then glanced away and back to us, said, "Don't forget to fold the clothed after the dry is finished, and don't get your stuff (love juices) all over the clean clothes."
I was mortified at the prospect of the wrath that would inevitably come down our way when we made our reappearance to the house. Instead, her mom sent her to the grocery, knowing I'd be in tow, for some smokes, eggs, milk and bread.
It was a one way walk for me. The next afternoon we met. Her mom never said a word to her nor has she mentioned in the years since that I know of. The whole episode seemed like an eternity as time went so slowly for me in those days. I was 18, gf was 17, I was terrified, she was smartly more mature than me. I had good wood. She liked it in the pile driver position best.
More on number two later!
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