It's all foreplay until we're puttin' the pieces together. That's what it's all about. Think of it; candlelit dinners- power is out, doing the dishes - help is on strike, scrubbing down the bathroom fixtures - company expected, garden overgrowth to pull out and trim - kid's and their friends trashed the yard playing football.
How 'bout we go campout without the kids and pick wildflowers as we cook over the open fire. Remember the TP and later we'll share a sponge bath in the mosquito tent. After all that foreplay we'll make love all night - 4 to 5 minutes per try every three hours!

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."