Will you guys help me with my homework??? I have to write a speech... it is supposed to be short and fun!

It has to be an "If" speech. exp. If you could coach one professional team what would it be?


If you were Madonna what would your next publicity stunt be??

get the idea...... I need help coming up with a good "If". Any suggestions??????

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