Congratulations, Johnda! You're "with child".
you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 14 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

This is astounding- the first time Ralph has sex since 1963 and he cranks out a baby. Is it true that it's $50 extra for 'cuddle time'?

That's so wrong!!! lmao

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