lilith, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 14 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. How are you going to explain this 'Special Delivery' to your hubby?



This is hilarious cause honorable son #1 was a gigantic baby and the mailman used to park his car outside my house to walk his route and the joke has always been that he's the father.

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