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Will you guys help me with my homework??? I have to write a speech... it is supposed to be short and fun!

It has to be an "If" speech. exp. If you could coach one professional team what would it be?


If you were Madonna what would your next publicity stunt be??

get the idea...... I need help coming up with a good "If". Any suggestions??????

"If I were a member of the opposite sex......"????

If I were only celibate ...

( Did you say you wanted it to be challenging? hee hee :D )

oh... I can write that one DB.. I don't want to.. but I can. ROFL

IF... you came to pixies.. this is what you would find...

If I could be a priest I would.......


If I were a man giving other men lessons on how to give oral sex......



If I only had a brain.

If love is blind, and god is love, and ray charles is blind.... is Ray charles god?

If I were invisible...

If I were able to fly...

If politicians were honest...

If everybody were good...

If there were no pain...

Why not go for....

"If I had to write a short speech for homework......"

:D

I'll start that for her Fussy.

"If I had to write a short speech for homework......"

I'd ask all the perverts @ Pixies for an interesting topic............

LMAO @ Bilbo & Fussspucker:D:D:p

If I were rich . . .

If I were famous . . .

If I was a serial killer . . .

If I was a bird . . . dog . . . elephant . . .

If I could, I would. ;):D :D :D

if I knew I was going to die in ____ amount of time, what would I do?

If the prick's hard ...

If only I were sane....
If it rained chocolate sprinkles....
If I wrestled in Jello......

Wisper ya fancy a wrestle??? i will supply the jello......

If only......