Weirdest Masterbation Device
 

Personally Id have to think the guys have more to share, But you never know.
I was wondering what the weirdest thing you've used to get off is. Myself i've used one of those worm things thats like a sleeve and hard to hang onto. It was sitting there and i figured what the fuck, worked ok.

But there has to be other things just as weird. Homemade things, etc etc.

Love to hear some of the things used, I know i cant be the only one thats used weird things in a pinch.

Apparently, you are.

We of the Pixies Temperence League are shocked.

Lil, should he be beaten?

Well I wouldn't know about this first hand, me being such a sweet innocent teddy bear, but I have heard of candles and cucumbers being used.

:D and speaking of teddy bears, i had a teddy bear with a hard little plastic nose. rode that poor little bear to puffs of stuff.

is that weird?

yes :D but we love you that way :p

And BUTTTT of course OldFart he should be beaten. They all should. You first???

My first memories are of my masturbating in the crib with any number of stuffed animals, and that continued well into my elementary years despite my mother confiscating those animals when she caught me. She attempted on numerous occasions to shame me into quitting, but it never took. Among others, there was this elephant that had a music box in it, and its trunk moved with the music...

;)

I'm waiting for a response like "Portnoy's Complaint"!

Anyone remember that?