Line for today................
 

Pissed woozy!!! LMAO!!!

I've been pissed & I've been woozy, but never at the same time...

I'd be woozy if someone pissed on me.

^^^ More like SOMEONE will be woozy if they piss HER off. :nuts:




















:doorpeek:

I've heard of wist pussy.

i'd be pissed if someone woozied on me

Fuck The Polar Bears!

Bare polar fucks would be cold, so do you think pissing then might make you woozy? :confused:

[QUOTE=dicksbro]Bare polar fucks would be cold, so do you think pissing then might make you woozy? :confused:[/QUOTE
Damn it! Where's the "hijack smilie"?

Oh well...

If I die on the Russian front...bury me deep with a Russian...um...um

Lets try this..............

If I die on the Chinese shore...bury me deep with a Chinese...um...um

OK...never friggin mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]











































Been dying since the beginning of time to use that stuff. Didn't want it misconstrued or nonsensical!


Um...............................................

:wobbly:







:D

Because someone works at (blank) does not mean you need to be a giant douche-bag ultra twat-waffle to them.

...filing new terminology into my "curses for idiot drivers" list...

I think the line that pops into my mind for me today is, "Shit all stupid." :yikes:

I can never remember the good lines when I wanna use them. LOL

My favourity road curse is "COFY!!", pronounced "coffee".

Stands for "Come on, fuck you!!"

Usable in all circumstances, coffee=wake up.