Lifes mystery's
 

After watching my wife walk thru the house in thong panties while getting ready to go out, I got to study the form and fit of a thong and it raised a question in my mind that I don't understand! If a woman wearing a thong passes gas WHY does it not whistle like when you put a blade of grass between your thumbs! :confused: :rolleyes:

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Because women never pass gass, silly.


Actually...it vibrates more like a chello string

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For some reason my mind went directly to the recovery room in the hospital where patients are coming to after they've had colonoscopies. It's a farter's orchestra in there. I guess if I ever have to have another of those and I hear something from "the string section" I'll know what it is. :p

The answers lies in the secret book of "The Secrets of Women". I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you!

I really hadn't intended to think about this before breakfast. :rolleyes2














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images of Yo Yo Ma & a Bach concerto flitter thru my mind...

Yo Yo Ma.... :loveshowe

You said the magic words

My wife always whistles, is that what it is?

Is that where the expression "Clean as a whistle" came from? :confused:

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