~o+`*On-line Pregnancy Test*`+o~
 

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

:D For laughs and giggles :D

(just in time for our Pixie couple that * ;) keeps fingers crossed and knocks on wood ;) * may be expanding! :p )

oh and if it says that you aren't pregnant, take the test again...then you usually are :rolleyes: , LMAO!!

Pregnancy detected!

Congratulations, lizz! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!

It's A Boy!

lizz, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 7 lbs, 15 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .PeeWee Herman

Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

His name is Cameron Jonathan Herman and he was born on Dec 25 2006 at 7:16 in the evening in Chambersberg PA

his god parents are Elmira R. Fastidious and Gordon D. Reprobate

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA

LMAO - it told me I was preggers straight away!

And it's a girl, apparently!

And, I'll break it to you gently Lizz...PeeWee is the daddy of mine too! LOL

Holy Shit!
 

Congratulations, Natalie! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!

Natalie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 9 lbs, 16 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy is ........Fabio

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

They even have a name picked out....Brayden Kyle Fabio born on 12/25/2006.

And you want to know the funny part about all this??

I just had a hysterectomy.

I was "not pregnant" twice...then I got

A girl!

And the father?

THE POPE!
Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

I am preggers too!!! It's a boy - 13lbs and 1oz - holy crap!!!!

The daddy is the neighbour kid :D (He does seem right about my age.... :D)

Booger, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 7 oz and have red hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

WOW this is news to me

lilith, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 14 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. How are you going to explain this 'Special Delivery' to your hubby?



This is hilarious cause honorable son #1 was a gigantic baby and the mailman used to park his car outside my house to walk his route and the joke has always been that he's the father.

I'm pregnant! OMG /faints
A girl? 12 lbs?????/
oh but I had sex with that hunky pool guy???
Aw, her name will be Stephanie Kylie Poolguy born on Christmas. Awww

:eek:


Fabio knocked me up!

But damn do we make cute babies!

The Daddy Is . . . Bill Clinton

It's A Boy!

Steph, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 13 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.

Congratulations, Johnda! You're "with child".
you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 14 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

This is astounding- the first time Ralph has sex since 1963 and he cranks out a baby. Is it true that it's $50 extra for 'cuddle time'?

That's so wrong!!! lmao

It's A Boy!

Bonnie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 8 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy Is . . .PeeWee Herman (ewwwwwwwww!)

Name: Luke Cameron Herman! :eek: :eek:

It's a Girl!!

Bill O'Reilly and I would like to introduce our beautiful daughter, Sophia Emma :)