OMG So Tragic
 

The first case of bird flu has hit Florida :(

That quacked me up :D

OMG, that's just fowl! Maybe he should of ducked out of sight before it had a chance to hunt him down.

Be sure to leave a pun or two for OldFart :D

Is there a "bill" for using puns here?

No, but some tend to get their feather's ruffled.

Just try not to de coy, or you might be asked to get the flock out of here.

Roflmao

*snort* Duck for cover.....you're all acting a bit bird brained too

Oh my god...I hope I haven't created too much of a flap for I wouldn't want to get anyone down.

I see Old Fart is on now. I know some peeps who should be tarred and feathered :D

I'm sure OF will find something to make me preen with envy.

Now that is just ducky....and just before Christmas too. Hopefully, he feathered his nest for his family before fate took him to the Big Bird in the sky!

Be kind to your webbed footed friends - for a duck may be some body's mother

Oh wait - that's another thread......

Isn't it just ducky that someone Lilith shared this with us?

You know, Lilith… one of these DAYS(ies) you’re just going to make me DON(ald) my trusty pun suit and fly my HUEY helicopter over the early morning DEW(ey) searching for new puns in LIEU(ie) of meaningful conversation.
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Oh geez, I'm just a sick and twisted individual :(

OMG...call 911......Donald's down!!!