Fuck the Tour de France
 

Here's your real sporting event!

Shame on you and bite your tongue. :spank:

armpit serenade....lmao

Well...I must say that the idea of using toilet seats for horseshoes intrigues me. :D

Good gawd! And I've been missing this? :cboy:
/me enters for next years mudpit belly-flop, the armpit serenade. :D

What? No sheep vaulting?? :baa:

It's like we're playing leap frog...but we can never get all the way over! :D

OOOOH DOGGIE!!!!

YA'LL COME BACK NOW!!!

Just makes ya' right proud now, don't it?

I'm with Aqua! I've loved the Tour forever!








But that 12-year-old kid gives new meaning to the phrase, "He ain't *whistling* Dixie!"

SURELY they have mud wrestling......... ;)

That's hilarious!
However, I'm going to side with the people who think that it's fun to bike up a fricking mountain. And then back down. And then they think, "That wasn't enough...let's go bike up that other mountain over there"

TdF = Most difficult sporting event in the world. These guys are true studs. It's like the Superbowl, only 3 weeks long!

- A huge fan

I've always thought the most telling stat is that Lance's resting heartrate is 30 beats per minute.
30 :faint:
I can't even imagine that.

Gentlefolk,

Here’s something I thought I’d never live long enough to see…

1 L Armstrong, US, 23:01.56
2 G Hincapie, US, +0.55
3 A Vinokourov, Kaz, +1.02
4 J Voigt, Ger, +1.04
5 B Julich, US, +1.07
6 JL Rubiera, Sp, +1.14
7 Y Popovych, Ukr, +1.16
8 B Noval, Sp, +1.26
9 I Basso, It, +1.26
10 K-A Arvesen, Nor, +1.32

There is no Frenchman in the first ten in the Tour de France!