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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage bin on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "For sexual favours"

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."

11. Sing along at the opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner,"Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......

20. Send this E-mail to someone to make them smile..Its called therapy...

You mean I shouldn't be doing those things all the time? :confused:

LOL ;) Very good Sharni

Oh, wow, that was great. It definatly got me laughing, and I needed that today. ;)

Re: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

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Originally posted by Sharni
[color=blue]17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"

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why can i see myself doing that on a bad day, those were too cute :D

Oh my goodness. This was great! :D

Thanks so much for the giggles. Needed that today.

I should book some time off work. Some of those sounded like really good ideas to torture annoying co-workers with!!

Sharni---Loved them!People would probably respond to most of
them.People take most things,way to seriously! Irish

Number 18 is great, but I think I'll have to use it at Family Reunions, as well as when people come to babysit the kids. That would just be fitting. :D

Those were great. Thank you for starting my day off with a smile

heheheheheh i luv that, totally wanna do the zoo one!!!! omg that wud be great!!!!

nikki

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Very funny. TY

Thanks for the laughs, I needed them today!

OMG Sharni!
# 2 and 9 are gonna be so fun to do at work!:D maybe they will give me a few days off.:D