March 14th - steak and blowjob day
 

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.


history...

Steak and a Blowjob Day History!
The exact origins of Steak and Blowjob Day are not exactly known to many, but there are many scholars who claim the holiday was originally created by the Romans to celebrate the harvest of beef and was set coincide with a full moon.

Archeologists have found ancient scrolls that describe the primitive traditions of the day we now refer to as Steak and Blowjob Day. Many believe the Romans declared the holiday as a day of relaxation, it is rumored that the Roman Empire fell because of too much steak and too much blowjob during one Steak and Blowjob Day gone wrong.

The holiday was forgotten for many years and it seemed that this storied event was destined for the forgotten pages of history.

It was during the Age of Enlightenment that a young French merchant heard the tales of Steak and Blowjob Day and was set to resurrect the holiday. Many claim that the man had never received a blowjob before and he had a craving for a steak. After a hastily organized campaign the holiday became a staple of French culture. It was during this time that the holiday was celebrated on its current day of March 14th.

The holiday seemed to be everlasting during its heyday, but like many things, Steak and Blowjob Day was about the go through another dark period. It is rumored that Napoleon Bonaparte banned the holiday because he was unable to sustain an erection. Anyone caught enjoying the holiday’s activities were sent to the guillotine. Many French began to refer to the blowjob as “giving head”, due this cruel and unusual punishment, the term is still used today by some.

Due mostly to fear, Steak and Blowjob Day began to disappear again. An underground movement started in England, a movement to restart the excitement of Steak and Blowjob Day, this time it would be on the other side of the world and few would know.

Upon arriving in the New World the secret society used subtle marketing and some political connections in Washington to get the word out about the holiday. Many women were upset that Steak and Blowjob Day was not fair, that they wanted a holiday. The solution was simple, to create a holiday tailored to the American female population, thus the creation of Valentines Day.

Throughout modern history some have tried to bring attention to the historic holiday, but for the most part the holiday was kept low key. In more recent times former president Bill Clinton made headlines due to the Steak and Blowjob Day he spent with an intern.

Tom Birdsey, a radio disc jockey for 103.7 FNX in Providence, Rhode Island brought the holiday to greater attention, by promoting the event through the station and on the internet. So now that you know the history of Steak and Blowjob Day, take some time to enjoy the holiday that your ancestors have fought for.

Sirloin tip was on sale so I bought some of that but I think I may just end up standing out in my front yard with my woody there for the taking of any neighborhood ladies to fulfill the second part of the holiday. :(

I would have been happy with just him saying "Happy Valentines Day" and giving me a kiss.



He can fix me a steak on the 14th and I'll blow him.

Well you baught the steak, if you lived in Cali you could have had the steak cooked to perfection and the BJ to boot :P stupid florida

TTFN

Can't wait for Wednesday.

Me, too! :bj:

Since the blowjob comes after the steak, does that mean that one's cum will be tasting like Worcestershire sauce?

And does tofu steak count?

" underground movement started in England, a movement to restart the excitement of Steak and Blowjob Day " :D


How funny is that sentence? :roflmao:

we celebrate the blue collar version in this house, meatloaf and a handjob. :p

very nicely done WI. It took me a second to "get it" but I did.

roflmfao!!!!!

carpaccio and a tittie fuck?
beef wellington and a footjob?
bocca burger and .... an ass crack? a pitjob? :shrug: i couldn't think of any places to stick a cock that go well with tofu.:p

roadkill and a dryhump?
:roflmao:

tofu and toe jam?

well the only question is, where am I going to get a steak tomorrow.

If finding the STEAK is the biggest question you've got for tomorrow, I think you're doing ok. :rofl:

Since my OH and myself don't really celebrate v-day for various reasons, I proposed we celebrate S&B day slightly differently. I'll cook him a steak, and he can do the oral. Fair's fair, after all... ;)

You're gonna make him give some dude a blowjob? :confused:















That's hot! :D

Well... I had just meant he could give me a lick-out...




...but I like your idea much better WI. :D Volunteering? ;)

Well, if that's what going to take place then WI............... we're gonna need to see the pics my friend. :nod:

Just to be clear, would you be forcing him to fellate me while I'm giving you a lick-out? And is there enough steak for the three of us. :bite:


And where would those beautiful nipples of yours come in to the equation? :hot:

And it appears as though IowaMan will be left to fend for himself. :(

Muskrat stew and masturbation perhaps? I don't think wyndhy got to that one earlier. :(

To be honest does anything go with tofu???

And lil ole me down here in TX with a willing mouth and no one to blow........What is a girl to do?

Put the steak on the grill. :teleport:

If there is a steak for me when I get home from work tomarrow night then he can have a blow.


He would get one anyway even without a steak. If I'm not too tired, work is nuts.

anyone care to swing by and visit me tomorrow? ;)

Give me directions to "nowhere special" and we might be able to work something out. :)

SURER!:( I tell ya to put the steak on the grill and put on some silky panties and you want to leave home. :banghead:

We can do both....one in the morning one in the evening....or both at the same time.

Sounds like a plan :thumbs: If he gets there first, tell him your drippy panties is my napkin for MY steak dinner :bite:

Yep, tofu and a thoughtie.

well, I bought myself a steak but I cant blow myself, lol

and being on vacation here in florida no ladies I know around :(

but at least I will have steak and a stroke!

2 steaks, a veggie burger and a threesome day... :3way:

Hmmmm…. not so catchy name


…but sounds a lot more fun :D

And you can always have my nipples to chew on instead of the steak WI? :bite:

A rose by any other name... :D

And ding, ding, ding...that's a great answer for the nipple question! :hot:

I Love You!!!!!!!!!!
 

i'm still laughing and no one is here!!!!!!!!! :gb:

I forgot to get the steak when I went shopping. So I'm wondering if steak fajitas will work. I guess I'll have to wait to see when she gets home.

fajitas and a footjob? :confused:

You know what Boog, I say you just wrap it in a tortilla and smother it with sour cream. Soda will probably be kind and not bite it off. Won't she? :yikes: