I need a set of keys... rofl
 

OK... can anyone explain why he waited so long?

http://www.theiowachannel.com/irres...844/detail.html

*LOL*...embarrassment i'd say :D

Elastication anyone??? LOL

A hacksaw??? :eek:

I was coming back....:rolleyes2

I guess he couldn't find a cute locksmith?

:spank:

LOL bitch shouldn't have paid upfront :grin:

sucka!

:nuts: :wave:

Funny, funny, funny - I had the misfortune of responding to a police call to the emergency room while in Japan. Seems a guy had been "playing" with his high school class ring and was using it as a sex aid, well - he got a little excited and by the time he got to the ER, the blood was captured near the tip and they couldn't cut the ring off! Talk about stupid - but I think this article takes the cake.

I want to see the bill for that... ROFL... and how exactly are they going to describe the problem. LOL Not to mention... the insurance adjustor who will then have to approve the claim.. or not. LOL TOOO FUNNY

I wonder if his insurance covered that? :rolleyes2

why DID he wait so long!?

:rofl:

Is that a new technique for a vasectomy?

2 weeks? i think i would have got it off with that hacksaw, in the most carful way.

We don't call it that, that would be practicing without a license :D

Doesn't everybody keep the boys under lock & key? :confused:


Must be a yankee thing. :grin:

How funny! :rofl:

Wait,

Happened in New Hampshire.
Reported from Iowa.

Where, exactly, is IAKG moving to?

I read the last line in the article as follows:

<Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.>

& immediately referred back to this line:

<The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.>

I think it speaks for itself...

Or someone seriously misunderstanding a chastity belt