King or Queen of the world
 

ok here is a new game for everyone I hope you all like. You are named King or Queen of the world. After you take care of world peace , poverty, diseases, and your loved ones what are the first selfish things you do for the pure enjoyment of yourself?

I have 3.
1. I would make sure Lixy was my shop teacher (I still love that post Lixy)
2. I create a new reality show called Celeberty Jail in which all the celebertys that annoy me to no end such as Celion Dion, Kathie Lee and OJ are in jail being harassed by real inmates and no cell phones .
3.I would have a pixies meeting so everyone could meet and we could have one hell of a party

1) would have to agree with the worldwide pixies party!!

2) be the photographer for all the pixie beauties

3) have a mass pixie orgy

1. patent and build that f*ckin teleporter:D

2. remodel the dungeon

3. build the school I want

Well i guess...

1. have a room in my castle with nothing but men in it and a bed in the middle. The men are there to be at my beck and call.

2. Go to the pixies orgy....

3. Saving for later.......open to seggestions

Lil can you get Lixy to teach shop class so I can attend

Has anyone read the "Island Paradise" stories?

1 - Buy an island in the carribean.
2 - On it build myself a castle.
3 - Host the pixie orgy at my castle.

:D i wish i was legolas :D :D :D

1----------swap the weekdays for the weekend------ie 5days off work each week!
2----------make chocolate an official food group!
3----------have people to do all my work,and Dm's, so I can spend more time lazing about with him and the kids!

1. Huge monitor to better view Pixie ladies pictures
2. Fast connection to reduce the wait time
3. Oh, yeah, a few million dollars in case I forgot anything.

1. Become Legolas
2. Move to Brissie
3. Conscript Bilbo into the navy and keep him at sea.

1. Lose 150 lbs.!

2. Reverse my husband's lack of libido

3. Make love to him every day for the rest of our lives together. :)

Oh, wow....where to begin? I've had so many ideas for so many years.... So in no particular order:

1. Regulate Jack Nicholson impressions. Jack is exempt, and therefore allowed to do as many impressions of himself as he wants. Christian Slater gets a special permit. Everyone else must be licensed.
2. Along similar lines, maybe have a task force dedicated to comedy. I'm not concerned about how clean or PC the content is--that's not the point at all. But if you have *anything* to say on stage about differences between men and woman, dogs and cats, white and black people, LA and NY...it better be DAMN funny or you will be fined.
3. Cut back on warning labels. Sure, we have to protect the children, but adults should watch out for themselves. If you think it's a good idea to use your hair dryer in the shower, go for it.
4. Have Bob Saget visit the palace once a week to be slapped by whoever wants a go.
5. Issue a decree to all media to henceforth refer to Marilyn Manson by his birth name of Brian Warner.
6. Make all telemarketing a crime, punishable by going to a special telemarketer's prison. Each cell has an self-answering speaker phone that can only be hung up by the caller. The prisoners would call each other in shifts, 24 hours a day.
7. Make spamming a crime, punishable by electric shock to the genitals.
8. Revel in my abuse of power with lots of other arbitrary, whimsical laws.

1. Build a teleporter deck at my house.

2. Go to work as a dungeon remodeler.

3. Become a teacher in Lilith's school.

1. Make every man want me all the time

2. Make myself multi-orgasmic

3. Make myself tremendously happy and rich

4. travel the world ans sample men of all nations

1. Make all women want to love me always.

2. Maintain a continuous erection.

3. Travel the world safely to meet them all

1. I would make everyone love me.

2. I would make myself multi-orgasmic

3. I would put 36 hours in a day...more time for fun...

osuche~

1. everyone already does............... but be careful what you wish for.;)

2. that's MY job. :lust:

3. http://zapatopi.net/metrictime.html LMFAO:D

**signing up for Metric Time***

--as long as the whole world follows it.

When I was done I'd:

1. Name all my offspring

2. Retire to the South Pacific

3. Relax!

Denny, which island should I meet you at?

1. Make sure my kingdom (on a warm island) understands clothing is optional.

2. Make sure that polyamory was legal and widely accepted.

3. Mastering the cooking of a perfect bowl of pho (they can't all be about sex!)

1. Somebody would give us a couple of new cars :)
2. I'd win a lottery big enough to help our kids all have a great life.
3. I like gigi's idea for a warm island where clothing is optional. :slurp:

1. Make ill manners a criminal offence.
2. Ban loud music for anyone while washing their car near me.
3. Stop British people from saying "Hi", we just can't do it right.

1. Make some days "clothing optional" days for work or play.
2. Require all car manufacturers to provide 3-year bumper-to-bumper warranties on all but consumables such as windshield wipers.
3. Highway contractors be required to guarantee against cracking and/or potholes for a minimum of 10 years.