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IowaMan 03-13-2007 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
My dog just peed on your tree while you stood there and watched.

At least he didn't pee in the picnic basket.

dicksbro 03-14-2007 04:25 AM
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
Don't set the picnic basket in the pee!


Good idea. I'll write that down so I don't forget it.

gekkogecko 03-14-2007 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
I'll write Tess' name in my book so I don't forget it.


Never call your sweetheart by her name.

IowaMan 03-14-2007 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
When you call your sweetheart, don't use your wife's cell phone.


I don't have a sweetheart or a cell phone so I should be okay.

dicksbro 03-15-2007 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
I keep a sweetheart and a cell phone in the hay.


You sly devil, holding out on us. ;)

gekkogecko 03-15-2007 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
What the women want is pictures of you holding it for us.


Problematical with the current mind-control laws regarding nudity on the internet.

Pita 03-17-2007 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
My current mind-control experiments are becoming problematical since I can't stop watching nudity on the Internet.



This is why you will never beome rich and famous like DB.

gekkogecko 03-18-2007 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by TinglingTess
This is why you will never become as addicted to porn as DB.


True, but think of all the money I'll save on therapy bills.

dicksbro 03-18-2007 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
True, but think of all the bills I'll pay on therapy.


I'm sorry if that'll present you with a financial burden. :(

gekkogecko 03-19-2007 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
I'm sorry if I present you with a box of sex toys, and no one to use them on.


What you should do then, is present me with a hog-tied TinglingTess on my doorstep!

dicksbro 03-19-2007 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
Would you like to see a hog -tied TinglingTess as a present?


Who wouldn't want to see a present like that. :hot:

gekkogecko 03-20-2007 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
Who wouldn't want to present Tess like that? :hot:


Let's take a poll!

dicksbro 03-21-2007 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
Let's eat a roll!


How can you think about food?

gekkogecko 03-21-2007 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
How can you think about food after sex?



Eating after sex is far better than smoking after sex. Especially if the smoke is caused by lack of lubricant.

ReaperWoman 03-21-2007 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
Eating my sex is far better than smoking my sex.


What kind of person would try to smoke your cock?!


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