Duct tape for the driver. lol


Broken cabinet

If it's the side that's broken, duct tape; if it's the hinges that are broken, WD-40.

lawn grass too high

Duct tape to smooth that stuff down


Lipstick stained collar

WD-40 should do the trick.


CD case

Hammer, as probably I lost the CD in the first place anyway.

Cracked Mirror

Hammer to make room for a new mirror.

Flat tire.

Duct tape over the hole until you can get a replacement, of course.

Friends who don't visit when they say they will.