Duct tape should take care of the problem.

Broken window?

Hammer....nail the thing shut or knock the rest of the broken glass out of it. Either works.

A leaky faucet?

Have to go with duct tape.


Stuck bolt on sink.

Well, WD-40 of course. Duct tape won't do shit for it, and if you hammer it off, you have major replacement problems.

Stubbed toe on bookshelf.

Duct tape for toes and hammer for the bookshelf. lol



Leaky radiator

If you aren't going to smack the shit out of it with a skillet the way my Gram used to, then a hammer will do.

Not sure what to use next.


Broken Ironing board

Hammer the thing into a small enough package to be carted to the dump, and get a new one.

Cracks in the basement foundation.

Definately Duct tape.



Broken tv

Duct tape the exterior and if that doesn't work, hammer the shit out of it.

Wobbly kitchen table

Duct tape the sucker back into position.

Red-light runners.

Duct tape



Couch

Duct tape whatever could possibly be wrong with it.

Broken DVD player

Hammer they are a dime a dozen anymore.


mailbox

Duct tape it closed and hope you get less bills. :cool:



Smart phone.
(although I've already selected the caliber.............. I mean, solution)