mmm, Diva...*stumbles over to her and gives big warm hug and takes iron away from her w/out her noticing* :D

come with me doll...sit:D now tell Santa *hick* TDK what u want to do ? ;):D






*TDK holds Diva and slowly nods off to sleep*

Diva, wow, it looks like you're taking care of all the guests singlehandedly! 'Ironing' out Pantyfanatic's wrinkles and putting TDK to bed! And you're so right about the drunk virgin thing... LOL!

Prophet, Nutworld, and Pantyfanatic, don't you worry about getting chilled. I'm sure there are plenty of ladies here who would absolutely love to help you warm up (and de-wrinkle) before and after the polar bear swim... I'm at the top of the list! (And it looks like Diva's right up there with me...)

Oldfart, loved your warning to TDK! ROTFL!

... and last but not least, TDK --- what can I say but 'good night, and sweet dreams!' ;) Come find me when you wake up...

Okay, folks, grab your towels and your winter boots, and let's go swimming!

--- sweetstuff

I hope you all don't mind..but I'm removing what ever clothing that I had on and following SFC to the pool

As snaggle puss often said : Exit Stage Left!


Wait for me SFC.................!!!

*TDK holds Diva closely as he sleeps*:D

Follow the ladies…<SPLASH>, <KLUNK>@#*#*@*
 

(thought the pool was deeper…. And the water not quite that stiff!?!?:confused:


OH……………………………….MY…………………………..GOD… that’s COLD!!!:whiteghos :whiteghos

(Oh NO!! Where did it go? OH NO!! It’s turned out-side-in!!:( It’s GONE!!!):mad:


(Always suspected that I was a lesbian trapped in a mans body, but this is ridicules!! ):rolleyes: :redghost: :mad:

HELP! Somebody…
 

It went INSIDE!!

Help me, Leigh, Shamiqua, Diva, (NO, NOT Diva(she’s got her iron:redghost: )) Pussy Willow, Sugar, OSG, any body!!

(think of something… that will raise the temperature or lower the pressure outside…;))

I need your attention..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Pantyfanatic, fear not, Sweetstuff is here! I've got some lovely thick furs, come hop in here with me and I'm sure we can warm you up! Once I get you a little warmer, I bet we can even start a little 'fire by friction' if you like!

But really, you and Nutworld ought to know better. You don't go polar bear swimming in pools! Come on out & join the rest of us in the lake! It's much deeper there, and I promise you won't get hurt...

Prophet Reality, you will most certainly not just sit back and brood at any party I'm throwing! [COLOR=sky blue]*comes running and lands squarely in Prophet's lap*[/COLOR] There, that's better, isn't it? Oh! Oh my... Yes, that does feel very much better, indeed... :o Don't you think so? ;)

And as for TDK, you do look awfully cute sleeping like that... I have to admit, I'm a little jealous of Diva, having you all to herself! :p

Now then, folks, we've all had our little swim --- obviously more eventful for some than for others --- so let's head back inside and warm up in the sauna or in front of the fire, as you prefer... And then it's time for the annual favourite, The Recitation Of The Bawdy Limericks --- who wants to start? Or if limericks aren't your style, maybe you'd care to venture down into the wine cellar and fetch us something warming to drink?

--- sweetstuff

I know what the LAKE is, I live 300m from it...only on the other side!
 

<As Sugar brings over my mulled cider and kisses me lightly before whispering in my ear that she notices my stiff cock is back and has joined the party.>;)

A toast-

“HERE’S TO THE GIRL THAT I KISSED LAST:)

SHE DOESN’T KISS SLOW
SHE DOESN’T KISS FAST;)

SHE KISSES SO NICE
SHE KISSES SO SWEET:D

SHE MAKES THINGS STAND THAT HAVE NO FEET”:o

Ahhhh Yesss, The Lake...now why didnt I think of that?

That would explain WHY all I've seen is some really Flat-chested

woman running around here at the pool screaming something

about "how cold it is" and then rambling on about how "it's gone!

it's gone!!.....Help HELP, HELP!!!!"


Ok..well now that the mystery is solved..I'm off to the rest of the party at the lake.

Nutworld- You lost me this time
 

I know sometimes we aren't on the same page, ;) but now I think we're reading from different books??:confused: :confused:

Don't worry Panty..

Its just my warped sense of humor. Nothing at all anything you can do about it.

Just do what I do sometimes...Ignore me!

lol

HELP!! SOMEONE GET THIS SLEEPING DRUNK OFF OF ME!!! I AM GOING NUMB!!!

I didn't come here to babysit!!! Let's shave TDK's head and take some pics and post them on that great web site Pixies!! Bet he will never drink again after seeing those pics!!! :D :D
I got the magic marker...let's just draw a funny face on his belly...:D :D....that will teach you to pass out on me TDK!!!! :D :D

mmmm, i need a haircut:D