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(Pssst. Did you have ONE, though? I mean, even *I* had to try one before it left.) :D
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Just one I swear :D
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And Lil's glucometer blew up afterwards. :D
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PantyFanatic, Ah. I WAS wondering why she has been off-line. Thank you. |
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I just now woke up from the coma :p |
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OMG, ROFLMAOBBQ! <---pictures the orderlies wheeling the hospital bed up to the podium, and Lil in her hospital gown and graduation cap. :D |
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-----WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! FIRST ... the box does stop here and won't be heading back to Lilith. Hee hee. Maple sugar candy. Maine Salt Water Taffy. I think I'm in heaven. :) SECOND ... Lil asked that none of the "personal photos" be published. Saves having to someday make a judgement call if we just don't publish personal photos showing anyone. RED X's on the attached pictures indicates a personal photo that was covered up. Because there was so much, I've grouped things into about 12 photos. Actually, one of four CDs had pictures on it too, but I think everything is covered. The other three CDs had either music or nature sounds on them. "Thunderstorm Sex" (nature sounds); and Pixie party songs. The full inventory and pictures follows: PIXIE PACKAGE # 1 INVENTORY Not in the order submitted 1. “Discover Alcatraz” tour book. Hmmm … had me worried what I’d find next. :) 2. The Complete Guide to Yosemite … 2004/2005 3. Maine 2005 Lodging Guide 4. Maine … Answers to the Most Asked Questions About Maine 5. Maine’s Scenic Byways 6. 2 pictures of a trip from Alcatraz 7. North Central Association of Specialty Businesses Guide to Massachusetts 8. Two sheets of printed pictures showing Niagara Falls, the NY State Capital and other sights. 9. “Derry News … Where We Live Great Places” 10. Two Belmond, Iowa tourist brochures. 11. LL Bean catalog for your holiday shopping convenience. 12. Another LL Bean Outdoor Gear and Clothing Catalog (Somebody is going for salesperson of the year. :) 13. “Port City Life … Celebrating Maine Life” … November/December, 2005 Issue 14. Relocation/Visitor’s Guide from Androscoggin County, Maine. 15. “Portland” Magazine from Maine 16. Post card from Burlington, Iowa … now up for sale, so I hear, after a Pixie moved away 17. Port of Burlngton Historical Mural pamphlet. Had to be historical, now that the town’s up for sale. 18. I Love NY Bumper Sticker 19. Tourist Brochure from the “Furniture Capital of New England” … Winchendon! 20. Greater Gardner Chamber of Commerce Demographics Booklet from Gardner, Maine CONTINUED IN PART 2 |
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21. One big ol’ leaf! 22. “Freedom’s Way Heritage Area” brochure … a Massachusetts Vacation brochure 23. “The Guide to the Johnny Appleseed Trail” booklet (Massachusetts) 24. 1982 picture from Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. 25. A postcard from Burlington, Iowa showing Snake Alley, the “Crookedest Street in the World!” Looks like a big long snake curling up a steep hill (river bluff, I imagine) 26. Another Burlington, Iowa picture showing the Great River Bridge. Huge suspension bridge … looks very modern. 27. Four postcards showing New Hampshire seasons. Beautiful. 28. A beautiful post card showing beautiful Death Valley, with it’s amber waves of sand glistening under a scorching sun. Who went to San Francisco??? :) 29. Sweet Adelines International brochure from Tulsa, Oklahoma. IAKG’s singing group is chartering to become a member of the Sweet Adelines. Way to go. 30. Central Massachusetts & Worcester Visitor’s Guide. 31. Wow, a Haldimand Motors, Ltd. Used Car brochure from Cayuga! I had no idea they were VOTED # ! Used Car Dealership. I don’t even remember the election. :) 32. Real Estate Advertiser for the Hamilton, Ontario area. Printed note indicates the the house prices suck. Now that could be a positive … if the buyer is horny. :) 33. Shamrock Rigging, Transport, Erection bill from Cleveland, OH for seven No. 42 Transfer Containers. Notice, you can go for a ride and get an erection. Another sex thing no doubt. 34. Menu for the South Sea Restaurant. Chinese and Canadian food and THEY DELIVER! Chop Suey … eh! 35. Greater Gardner Chair City Review newsletter from October. Senior Citizen menu included. I wonder if the Meatloaf is still good. 36. Canadian Tire sale ad. Only good through September 23rd. 37. Greater Gardner, Massachusetts map. That’ll be helpful for finding the Chair City. :) 38. “There’s So Much to Do in Cleveland” Visitor’s Guide. (Humph. Just a visitor's guide. I was hoping for the Kama Sutra. :() 39. Wachusett Moutain ski resort brochure from Wachusett, Massachusetts. 40. The New York Times for July 13th, 2005. 41. The Gardner News from October 22-23, 2005. 42. The Chicago Tribune from November 7th, 2005 showing the damage from the tornado that hit Evansville, Indiana where 17 people died. 43. Pensacola Homes by Owner brochure. Some nice looking places in the $300,000 range. I wonder if my social security check will cover that? 44. A copy of “The Pixie Place Address” written back when there was a concern whether Pixies would survive. 45. A copy of “The Battle Din of the Public” … another poem 46. A sheet with pictures of Peoria, Illinois and my little town and nearby countryside. 47. A Napa Valley “Wine Country This Week” guide from September.. 48. A copy of “The Chronicle” published in Toowoomba, Australia. 49. A Hartford, CT. Real Estate booklet 50. Connecticut Life Newspaper/Magazine 51. Banco Centraldo Brasil 1 Real note. 52. Another bank note from the Nationale Bank Van Belgie for one “Hundret Franken” 53. Six coins from different countries 54. A bag with some Hershey Kisses (XOXOXOX) 55. One lipstick. Hmmm. Not my shade. 56. A box of Ohio buckeyes … Aesculus Glabra. 57. A box with some Maine Salt Water Taffy … good stuff! (My wife LOVES Maine Salt Water Taffy. Whew, Christmas shopping done. 58. Three … er … two “See’s Milk Chocolate with Almonds” candy bars. 59. A can of Old Bay seasoning for seafood, poultry, salads and meats. (CONTINUED IN PART 3) |
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60. Some small leaves. Not sure what kinds … kind of fan shaped. 61. Iowa Style Cook Book 62. 2 plastic boxes of “Golden Leaf Pure Maple Sugar” candies. Mmmmmmmmmm. 63. Small package of beach front sand with seashell in it. Now I can have Florida beaches right here. 64. “Possum Lodge” key chain from our wonderful neighbors to the north. 65. Several packages of Vegemite 66. A small packet of Old Bay Seasoning 67. Bay City Guide from San Francisco. 68. White Mountains, New Hampshire Map & Guide 69. Some kind of note on Margaritaville note paper. 70. Greater Derry, New Hampshire Map and Directory. Populations are probably around 1,534,003. Well, actually it’s only 34,003, but I’m counting Boston as a southern suburb. 71. A couple of Canadian pens (Thank you!) 72. A couple of Canadian candy dollars 73. A small sack of Hampster food for IAKG’s “wayward rodent.” Do you need me to mail them to you, IAKG? 74. A pair of panties and what I can only assume are PF’s false teeth. 75. Four CDs 76. One poor lime … looks awfully lonely 77. The original box Lilith started with. 78. Pixie Postal Journal 79. Instructions THE END |
OMG, ROFL! That was great, DB!
I wish I'd have gotten to see some of the latter additions, but just being a part of this awesome, awesome event was reward enough. (BTW, you can keep the hamster food. The "wayward rodent" died the weekend after I mailed the package.) :D |
And just to clarify, since osuche is soiling my good name--the box size did NOT have to double once I put my items in.
It tripled. :D |
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*Sniff* I don't remember the visititation announced in the paper. :( *Sniff* |
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dicksbro, Thank you for the presentation! Nicely - and wisely - done. Thanks again, |
*LOL* way cool DB....what a list!!! :D
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I think I may have added something leather too....it was peeking out in one of the pics :D
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