nope, not me

tpbm has had more than 2 orgsms today

True...have you been peeking again?

TPBM has been known to "take things into his/her own hands" while view things at Pixies.

on occasions i may have

tpbm has used various vegitables for non food purposes in her time ;)

Mmmm....could be;)

TPBM has a sexual toy box.

if only!

tpbm could sell tickets to view hers!?

No...I don't have as many as most of the adult stores...

TPBM has fantasized about being dominated by a woman with a strap-on.

actually it scares me a little... but then again so do most of the fun things in life :)


tpbm has recently had sex with a person of the same sex :)

nope

TPBM is kinda excited and needs relief

Nope...just a tad late there, my friend:D

TPBM has other things to do, but they will wait.

Nope, but my bed is calling me.......

TPBM likes playing smut games

True

TPBM enjoys all kinds of games.

All except games that are intended to piss me off!


TPBM is very sensual

Mmmmm....I have my moments.

TPBM enjoys a bit of harmless flirting every now and then.

uh huh!!

TPBM is a sexy temptress!

In some folks opinion, I guess.

TPBM has a sexy attitude in regard to life.

Never really thought about it but I doubt others would say there is anything sexy about my attitude towards life. :shrug:


TPBM enjoys a cup of hot chocolate on a cool summer night.

I would, but I haven't had any this summer. That may change this evening. (Love it in the winter)

TPBM perspires easily

yep yep

TPBM actually enjoys slippery sweaty sex!

More than you know!

TPBM woke up with a grin left over from lasts nights activities this morning.

Nope, can't say that I did. :(


TPBM plans on having some hot and steamy times this weekend.

Yep...I have some canning to do! :D

TPBM enjoys doing home maintanence.

I don't know that I'd use the word "enjoys" but I don't hate it.


TPBM has never been water skiing.

Oh yes i have.... many times!

TPBM is hoping for some fun times this weekend!

That's definitely true but I'm not overly optimistic.


TPBM has been to Des Moines, Iowa.

Well, kinda, I guess. I drove around on the bypass to reach I-35 north. Actually my brother was born in Des Moines, but that was 5-years before me. :(

TPBM has something to drink.

True-a mixed drink...strawberry-banana Splash Smoothie and diet 7-Up:D

TPBM likes fresh lemonade as a way to beat the heat.

it's ok..... prefer iced tea

TPBM slept in today

Yep. I got up about an hour ago...about 4PM!

TPBM has a friend that they spend a lot of time with. (NOT SO)

No, not really. I have a few really close friends but I don't get to see them as often as I'd like anymore.


TPBM likes to play card games.

True ... although we don't all that often. :(

TPBM likes taking trips.

True, but I don't do it as often as I'd like to anymore.


TPBM was awakened by a storm recently.

Hmmm a snowstorm perhaps?

TPBM Loves to watch a storm roll in...

a snowstorm............ thatta boy GreenChef! And a very welcome blizzard I'm sure! :thumb:

True, I love to watch a storm roll in.

TPBM likes to water ski.

False. Never have done it, even.

TPBM is hoping for a bit cooler weather.

Yes...and I got it, too. ;)


TPBM watches the news daily.

Yep I do

TPBM doesn't watch much TV

Not a lot unless its the history channel or sci-fi


tpbm perfers a sit-com over a movie

Usually...I don't have the patience to sit through a movie as a rule.


TPBM likes to have family and friends over for BBQs.

yep yep

TPBM enjoys anal sex.........

Were you peeping?

TPBM wants sex more often.