Well, I wasn't but sort of tough not to think about it now. You running the water? :p


TPBM has a bathtub large enough to fit two people.

False...no tub at all!:(


TPBM was voted class clown in high school. :jester:

Nope, but probably because there wasn't an election. :rofl:


TPBM still keeps in touch with their very first best friend.

True


TPBM has made many new friends via the internet.

I guess that's true. Pretty much only thru Pixies though and I've only met one of them so far (dicksbro).


TPBM has found the one person they want to spend the rest of their life with.

Maybe...

TPBM has proposed marriage to someone in the past.

Yep, I have. Been proposed to five times as well.


TPBM wanted to marry their high school sweetheart.

True...we DO have 4 kids together:D


TPBM enjoys phone sex.

:D :D :D


TPBM has had phone sex within the last week.

False...my phone NEVER seems to be in the mood:D


TPBM would be great to spend some time with.

I've been told that I'm pretty fun to be around.


TPBM likes large crowds.

false


TPBM enjoys making people laugh.

True

TPBM hopes today is slightly cooler than yesterday.

False-I live on the West coast...Brrr:D


TPBM is going to BBQ their dinner.

Nope, pretty soft diet for a couple of days so I had some yogurt and pudding. Probably not very easy to BBQ it. :rofl:


TPBM likes single malt scotch.

Not not really a scotch person at all

TPBM has lots of pets

Nope, don't have any right now. :(


TPBM drinks their coffee black.

True

The person below me loves their eggs scrambled

True

TPBM has never traveled in a foreign country.

That's true. Been to Mexico once but only into Tijuana for the day. Not really much traveling done.


TPBM has never been to an adult sex shop/bookstore.

Nooooo not me *L*.....been to lots'n'lots!!

TPBM has a cold

Nope...just getting over the flu

TPBM works too much and plays too little.

How did you know?

TPBM is taking a vacation to a warm sunny locale

Well, I'm hoping so. Last time I was out in the LA area it was warm but had very severe fog warnings. :p


TPBM has been to the capital city of more than one country.

false

TPBM is a marksman

Oh god no. I couldn't hit a bull in the ass with an ironing board.


TPBM does the majority of the cooking in their household.

True


TPBM enjoys different types of ethnic food.

True.

TPBM likes to go swimming in the summer.

True

TPBM has a hot tub.

I wish

TPBM loves to listen to music

True

TPBM plays a musical instrument.

False..i potter on lots..but no good at any lol

TPBM does not drink alcohol

False...me likey the alcohol..I have my limits though so don't worry.

The person below me is horny.

False....not at present

TPBM has an obsession

True...and it has a partner named compulsion:)

TPBM is having fun here tonight.

Perhaps....but we all have the things in life that we focus more of our time in then other aspects. Some people just don't know theirs.

The person below me likes cartoons.

I do

TPBM likes to read novels

True.... mysteries

TPBM wishes they could have another sex partner this afternoon

Maybe...I think I broke mine this morning ;)


TPBM loves a quickie before work.

of course!

tpbm has a vibrator set to stun?