You say, "I do love a man that takes charge" and I say, "I love the thrill of the chase and a triumphal climax."

You say, "I love the thrill of the chase and a triumpal climax." and I say, "When you talk like that it just makes my panties damp."

You say, "When you talk like that it just makes my panties damp" and I say, "It makes a moist circle on the front of my pants, too." :D

You say, "It makes a moist circle on the front of my pants, too." and I say, "Would you like me to help you out of those?"

You say "Would you like me to help you out of those?" and I say, "Why not? I'm already out of my mind."

You say, "Why not? I'm already out of my mind." and I say, "Groovy, I like them dim witted and naked."

You say, "Groovy, I like them dim witted and naked," and I say, "Dah, wat's diz ding stickin' up in front of me?"

* BUMP *

Six years ago, I said, "Dah, wat's diz ding stickin' up in front of me?" and now I say, "Dat ding is a Dong."

YOu say "dat is a ding dong", I say, "Not to the ho's they're not."

You say, "Not to the ho's they're not" and I say, "A ho(e) in the garden is worth two in the bush."

You say "A ho(e) in the garden is worth two in the bush." and I say "Keep your bush trimmed."

You say "Keep your bush trimmed.", and I say "weed whacker/sex toy".

You say, "weed whacker/sex toy," and I say, "furry, scurry, wang, bang."

You (I) say, "Furry, scurry, wang, bang," and I say, "A bang a day keeps sex in play."

You say, "A bang a day keeps sex in play." I say "My place or hers?"

You say "my place or hers", and I say "what's wrong with living under a rock?"

You say, "What's wrong with living under a rock?" and I say, "If the bed is comfy, go for it."

You say, "If the bed is comfy, go for it," and I say, "There's nothing like a freshly-breaked bed."

You say, "There's nothing like a freshly-breaked bed" and I say, "I think I hear the oven crying, 'Cum on in!'"

I said, "I think I hear the oven crying, 'Cum on in!'" and I now say, "That's one way to get a threesome."

You say, "That's one way to get a threesome.", and I say, "There's more than one goat involved."

You say, "There's more than one goat involved" and I say, "It was either them or the ducks." :yikes:

You say "Its either them or the ducks" and I say "love a flaming duck!"

You say love a flaming duck and I say turn up the grill cuz' it'll be a hot time in the ol' town tonight.

You say hot time int the old town tonight, and I say I'll take warm sex over necrophilia.

You say "I'll take warm sex over necrophilia" and I say "Take it warm or take it hot, matters not ... to my cock." :shrug:

I said, "Take it warm or take it hot, matters not ... to my cock" ... and now I say, "Matters not ... now that's a thought ... but when in public, don't get caught!"

You say "Matters not ... now that's a thought ... but when in public, don't get caught!", and I say "the ultimate exhibition", um, no, "police lineup."

You say, "the ultimate exhibition, um, no, police lineup." and I say, "Pollice should be up when in line."

I say that's sexual profiling

Sexual profiling? I say pat you down, TSA style

I say You missed a spot, right there :wink:

You say I missed a spot? I say, please enter this room for a private search sir

I would say a strip search would be in order

You say, "a strip search would be in order." I say, "I prefer a more hands on approach."

I say let's go as I snap my latex glove into place..

I say "OOOoooooo! Where would you like to begin?" :hot:

I say it looks like you might be smuggling something in your pants.....

You say it looks like I'm smuggling something in my pants and I say, "If you try checking it out, things will soon get sticky."

You say "things will get sticky", and I say "Duct tape is better than a staple gun".